Games & Fun Stuff

When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell. 

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

I got all my sisters with me! We are family! Get up everybody and sing!

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leapin...

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and...

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of ri...

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. 

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches!

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.

Now that's what I call a powerful mom! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Do you prefer your salad with stems or without? Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent? Personally, I like my salad with a smoo...

For that guy we all know and love!

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perfe...

I I I I I I I like big words and I cannot lie ... Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.