Games & Fun Stuff

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!

You don't have to tell me twice. Actually, you don't have to tell me once, either. But thanks, anyway. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% comb...

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because of t...

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-1...

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with...

You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days. Men's shoe size 7-1...

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

On Sunday evening you start feeling not-so-terrific and by the time Monday morning rolls around...dang, you've got a full blown case of the weekday...

Why are you looking at me like that? Just tell me, I can handle it. I've been here before. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% s...

TURN AND FACE THE CHANGE. (Ch-Ch-Change Purse.) Don't want to be a richer man.  95% post consumer recycled material.  4"w X 3"h 

It's the only money that matters, IMO.  95% post consumer recycled material.  4"w X 3"h 

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's sh...

When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell. 

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leapin...

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.