Fun Socks

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leapin...

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and...

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of ri...

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. 

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches!

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perfe...

I I I I I I I like big words and I cannot lie ... Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standi...

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55%  Combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.