Fun Socks

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leapin...

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and...

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of ri...

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches!

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perfe...

I I I I I I I like big words and I cannot lie ... Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standi...

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55%  Combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it. Women's shoe si...

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the poi...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size 7-...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, m...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.