Fun Socks

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-1...

Why are you looking at me like that? Just tell me, I can handle it. I've been here before. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% s...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied.

You don't have to tell me twice. Actually, you don't have to tell me once, either. But thanks, anyway. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% comb...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 6...

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes...

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well ... I'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex. 

You've done it! You made it, you got there, now it's time to enjoy yourself. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex 

Like it or lump it, buddy. I do what I can. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex. 

It's important to set boundaries with firmness, gentleness and stylish socks. 49% combed cotton; 49% nylon; 2% spandex. 

I speak clearly. Some people call it blunt, some call it bitchy. I call it being friendly. Why do you look confused? 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; ...

She walks softly, but she carries a big basket of foraged berries and pretty leaves and stuff. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex. 

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex. 

You work your ass off and we all know it. So let the world know that you know that we know. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex. 

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) socks are ...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old ...

Your legend precedes you, your excellency. Henceforth we shall come bearing earplugs for all. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.